I guess that leaves Minion of Satan.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
(Wo)men in Black
I realized today that my closet looks like a black hole. Black shirts of all styles, black sweaters, pants socks, even black undies. Dressing is easy. I pick a black top, pants, sweater, jacket, boots or shoes. Maybe accessorize with a colorful scarf or some silver jewelry. Done. Easy as black bottom pie. Since I'm not a New Yorker then I'm either a very boring person or a minion of satan.
Maybe I could hire myself out as a professional mourner. Do some cultures still have those? Except I have an extreme hatred of funerals. So I guess being a funeral director is out too.
World's oldest Goth or Emo? Hmmm. I look awful with black hair and I don't have enough piercings or tattoes. And I just couldn't get the eye makeup right.
I guess that leaves Minion of Satan.
Bwahahahahahahaha!
I guess that leaves Minion of Satan.
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Black is hot. It's a power color. You could always add some white t-shirts to throw off God's Army. ; )
ReplyDeleteWell... in a way you're in mourning, so black is appropriate! (and it's slimming)
ReplyDeleteA slimming power color! That's better than boring.
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