Just chillin' in the break room the other night, one of the young guys on break was taking a quiz in a magazine. "Hey, Zena, can I ask you an inappropriate question? Would you rather be tall and have a small penis or be short and have a really big one?"
Well, knock me over with a dildo. That was quite unexpected and took some thinking. Never having had a penis, I really couldn't care less if it was big or not. But being short, well, I think that would suck. So I voted for tall with a wee wang. But apparently about 75% of men chose the other option. Huh.
Now where was I going with this? Um...oh yeah. Obviously you can't miss what you've never had. And men are really obsessed with their whangdoodles starting from an early age.
So I guess the point of this post is, I don't wanna be a short guy with a big dick. I've got enough to deal with right now. You know, mid-life crisis, loss of faith, all that shit. But I wouldn't mind a visit from the boob fairy. She shorted me the first time around.