Thursday, January 20, 2011

It's girls night!

Okay, it's not until tomorrow night but I'm so excited that I wrote another song which will never be sung in Primary. 

*Ahem*  To the tune of  "Family Night".

This is the night I've waited for
Always a drink we have in store
Supporting each other more and more
On every girls night.

Bitching and shooting and eating too
Laughing and snorting till we're blue
Life feels better with a drink or two
On every girls night.

I could go on but it might get too racy.

And, singing of girls night, I am also looking forward to living for five days with women I have never met.  Seriously!  It was awfully brave of them to invite me without ever setting eyes on me.  And the combination of sun, no kids, warmth, no men, good food, good drink and good company was irresistible.  If these women are half as funny in person as they are on their blogs, it should be a week of unending hilarity.  And the rental comes with a COFFEE MAKER AND GRINDER!  Be still my heart.  March cannot come soon enough.


  1. Ok, NEXT time you have to invite ME! I'm sure Smoking Joe, er.. "Will" would be glad to see me let my hair down with a bunch of crazy women.

    Have a BLAST!! Sounds like you need it.

  2. When are you coming to have girls night with ME?!?!?!?!

  3. Fanny, if you're free tomorrow night you are totally invited! I'm not sure how to get a hold of you though. You can email me at if you're interested.

  4. Coffee Blogger, I said I'm sorry for spending my money on my eyesight instead of a plane ticket! I do want to come!

  5. I'm still bitter the ladies wouldn't let me hang out with them for the week...

  6. Woo hoo! Don't forget you have to plan a visit to San Francisco too -- we know how to do girls' night.

  7. Ok, heres the millionth time I have tried to post this. My iPhone isn't liking your comments section tonight.

    Koda, be mad at god because he gave you a penis. If you didn't have it, you'd be able to chill with us all week long. It's not our faults that you don't have the right equipment.

    And Fanny, you can come to Vegas with us. I don't like excluding people from fun things. ;)

  8. JZ--I don't know if I'd call it brave. Crazy, maybe. We're looking forward to meeting you in person!
    Fanny-- If you want to come let me or Tex know ASAP. We're going March 21st-25th. Right now we have nine people--an interesting mix of Faithful Mormons, Former Mormons, Inactive Mormons and one Never Mormon thrown in just to mix it up a little. :)
    You'll have to share a queen bed with someone (we all have to, it's the trade off for a cheap get away), or you can bring your own air mattress and bedding.
    But I can guarantee you it will be fun. We did it in North Carolina last year and it was great.
    Koda--Sorry. No penii is just one of those rules we had to make. You're welcome to hang out during the day. You just have to leave when we break out the skimpy pajamas.