Thursday, February 24, 2011

I did it to myself...

You will notice that I now have an adult content warning to get into my blog.  I did this myself as an option to locking down my blog to keep it from certain nosy eyes. And suddenly my page views shot way up!  A side effect I didn't anticipate.

But since you now have been warned, I might as well get a little racy in this post.  Cognitive Dissenter made a couple of comments that had me peeing my pants and if you missed them I've simply got to put them here.  The woman has a wicked way with words...

About my picture of Adam and God:  "Adam's flaccid penis in the above painting is nothing to shake a stick at, is it? Don't you think the first man would have a more impressive package? It looks like a worm crawled out of his crotch and sat on his leg."

"I am fascinated by the fact that so many men associate their sense identity with such a relatively small and vulnerable member of their person. I mean if it was really a brass rod 100% of the time that would be one thing. But most of the time it just sits there and looks lonely and sad."  

And then in my search for cool tattoo ideas, I came across this.  This little guy isn't sitting there lonely and sad.  He looks rather dapper.

And no, I will not be getting this tattoo.  Gawd, no.
Happily farted by at

7 comments:

  1. XfliesFebruary 24, 2011 at 1:41 PM

    haha! You both make me laugh!! They do look sad and lonley until their ready for action!! My Uncle had one(tatoo)(so I'm told) of a bird on his bum cheek...pulling a worm out of....well you get the picture!

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    I've seen mosquito bites leave a bigger lump. See boys, this is what roids will do to you.

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2011 at 6:22 PM

    Of course your page views shot up. Utah doesn't have the highest online porn subscription rate per capita by accident.

    I'm glad you enjoyed my comments and thanks for the shout -- I do think that is one pathetic looking package laying there on Adam's leg. Malnutrition?

    @Xflies -- how in the world do you know about your uncle's tattoo?

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  4. Urban KodaFebruary 24, 2011 at 9:18 PM

    I must admit I felt a little naughty coming in here...

    And now for something completely different... Our Young Dubliner tickets arrived today -> Are you still in?

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  5. Just ZenaFebruary 24, 2011 at 10:08 PM

    Koda, I was waiting to get a "date" before I got my tickets. So here I am dateless and ticketless. I'm not even sure if they're still available.

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  6. XfliesFebruary 25, 2011 at 1:50 PM

    @CD It was pretty well known! All us kids heard he had it but thank goodness I never saw it!!

    @JZ Get your ticket girl!! No need for a date!!

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  7. FannyFebruary 27, 2011 at 6:41 PM

    JZ, just go and enjoy it! You'll have us and the Koda's to hang with. We'll take care of ya!

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