As I drive to and from work, I pass several chapels. Not a surprise, this being the Land of Zion and all. Yesterday I was treated to a plethora of pious people parading their progeny to pray in the pews. Invariably, the women had those hideously long skirts which hit the middle of the calf, highlighting the fat part. Add flat shoes and a serviceable coat and you've got all the makings of... a nun. Which brought on a song...cue the music.
This is sung to the tune of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes" but jazzier. Think Ella Fitzgerald.
Hide your shoulders, knees and toes
Let no man peek at those.
Men are so horny, heaven knows
They get turned on by pantyhose.