I realized today that my closet looks like a black hole. Black shirts of all styles, black sweaters, pants socks, even black undies. Dressing is easy. I pick a black top, pants, sweater, jacket, boots or shoes. Maybe accessorize with a colorful scarf or some silver jewelry. Done. Easy as black bottom pie. Since I'm not a New Yorker then I'm either a very boring person or a minion of satan.
I guess that leaves Minion of Satan.