"Zena! What are you doing here?"
Um, I'm wearing a name badge and handling the merchandise. I thought it was obvious. "I work here."
It was Mouthlissa. Former Relief Society secretary and ward gossip. "Don't you work at Local Quasi-Government Agency?"
"No, I quit that three years ago." I guess she's not up on the gossip anymore.
"Well, you look fantastic! What have you been doing with yourself?"
"Yesterday I was banged repeatedly in a hotel room. You know, sex is great for the complexion. I think I even lost a few pounds from the workout. And all that rolling around in bed put a lot of body and volume in my hair."
No, I didn't really say it. But it was so damn tempting.