Adventures in apostate parenting, mid-life crisis and other random shit.
Well good. Your husband will need them when you move out.
Exactly! Give them to DH and tell him his mother brought them by for him. Put them on his bed.
That woman needs a vibrator. Leave it by her Book of Mormon.
Brandi and Fanny, he knows she brought them and he didn't say a thing to her.CD, if she can't quilt with it or do family history with it, she wouldn't know what to do with it.
THAT'S funny! But at least she saved you some money.