What do you call a bra in German? Keepemfromfloppin
What do you call a tampon in German? Twatstika
What do you call a gynocologist in German?
Hans Upperkunt
What do you call Vaseline in German? Vienerschlide
What do you call a blind German? A nazi
What do you call a German who's left on a trip? You don't.
So the Sour Kraut and the eldest daughter have gone on a road trip for a few days. I am expecting high doses of peace and quiet. Between my work and play practice for the youngest, the dogs will be lonely.
My second child was born in Germany, at a German hospital, with a German OBGYN. I'll never be able to think of him (the OBGYN) the same again. :)
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