Thursday, November 18, 2010

Hey, Butt-Faced Miscreant!

You know who you are.  I know you read my blog.  Get your secret identity and comment already!  Back me up on the thong story!  I know you were walking in front of me so you were spared the flash but you heard the "whump" that was magnified by the incredible acoustics of the tabernacle!  Quit being a lurker, woman. 

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  1. What if I just wished I'd been there?

    Does that help at all?

    And not for that reason... More just to see the looks on the sister missionaries faces!

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  2. Thanks for the thought, Koda (I think). My sister lurks here but refuses to comment so I'm going to taunt her until she gives in. I'm just evil like that.

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  3. **crickets chirping**

    (LMAO)

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  4. I know you blog with your coffee on Friday mornings at Panera Bread, Carrot Girl.

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  5. Fine. I'm here. And yes, that was one lily white ass. Gorgeous.

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  6. And just for kicks I'm at Starbucks instead of Panera today. I looooooove eggnog lattes.

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