Canadians really do say "eh".
If the slutty girl at work thinks it's a bad idea, it probably is.
You can be alone and not be lonely. You can also be desperately lonely when you're not alone.
If you let a dog sleep on your bed, it will soon want to sleep under your covers too.
I am, for some unknown reason, the one responsible for shaving my dog's male area.
Never turn down the opportunity for a nap.
Men always think they are taller, thinner and sexier than they really are. Women are the opposite.
No matter what you are good at, someone else will be better. Deal with it.
Not even the most expensive perfume smells better than "clean".
No one can beat my sister at Zuma. No one.
If your purse gets too messy, just buy a new one. Problem solved.
I have too many purses. But the one I use is clean.
Mind-numbing, soul-sucking work is bearable when you work with fun people.