Adventures in apostate parenting, mid-life crisis and other random shit.
I especially love the first one. I swear I've done that.
I want more details on #2!
Erma Bombeck said (and I'm paraphrasing) "I'm tired of watching ads where women are staring into their laundry and looking like they just received a message from god." I identify with both of your burning thoughts.
You mean that you girls don't feel completely satisfied if there's not one piece of dirty laundry in the whole house? I do. It's a perverse pleasure of mine that I rarely enjoy.