Him: Would you like some GinFlowers for Mother's Day?
Me: Can you drink them?
Him: Yes! I've been told the Rangpur Roses are especially lovely this time of year.
So I know I'll be getting one damn good gift for Mother's Day. Too bad I'll be working and won't be able to imbibe. I'm thinking the most epic way to spend that horrid day would be to stay drunk and stoned the entire time, thus ensuring I would have no memory of it the next day. Maybe next year. A mom can dream...