After years of forgetting Nevada was mere hours away from my home, I am now headed there for a second time in less than a month. A chance for a very long weekend in Reno was offered and I accepted with alacrity. A road trip with my 'ho girls! One is happily married to Jesus (true story--he posed for Greg Olsen), one freshly divorced, and then there's me, who is neither. It should be an interesting four days. Or maybe I'll find work as a pole dancer and just stay there.
You should have done the stripper class with us. Then you'd at least have a license for the pole. :)
ReplyDeleteHave fun!!!
Jesus is married to a ho-girl? Awesome.
ReplyDeleteGo down [to Reno] then return and report.
Have a great trip!! I'm glad you're taking advantage of every opportunity you get to enjoy life! Have an extra mojito for me.
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