It's happened before. She's tall and gorgeous and hysterically funny so she's a hit with the guys at Bee Why Woo. She has had her share of dates and relationships and heartbreak the past year. But this time the problem was much more serious. With the beginning of a new semester this month, new callings had to be made in her ward. She was retained as the Activities chairman but she was lacking a co-chair. The counselor in the bishropric fancies himself a matchmaker and hand picked a special guy to fill the spot. A newly-returned missionary who was tall. Yeah, tall, blond and glowing with religious fervor and mating hormones. The most dangerous species roaming the campus in search of
I really want to go punt kick that damn counselor in his puny little balls (right through his impervious magic underwear) for doing this to
"Mom, I LIKE him! We CUDDLED!"
"You're not getting serious with anybody. I'll lock you in the basement and make you take classes online. Don't end up like me."
"Thanks mom, I needed to hear that."
"Any time, dear."
I'd better make two of these babies. I've got another daugher getting to that age and her Laurel class just went to White Elegance to try on
Being an apostate mom is a rough job but someone has to do it.