Monday, March 14, 2011
Pedicures--cheap and legal
I sat there in the massage chair reading trashy magazines while my feet were soaked, scrubbed, and moisturized. My legs were exfoliated, kneaded and pounded until they were tingly and relaxed. This went on and on until my nails were finally tipped with my favorite polish color "Naughty". I texted a friend while I was in the midst of this luxurious orgasm describing the decadence and asked him if there was a male equivalent. He replied that there was, but it was more expensive and illegal in most states. Heh heh. Well, I got my happy ending.