Saturday, January 15, 2011

More twisted songs!

My heathen baby sister thinks I'm twisted because I write such great lyrics.  I think she's just jealous because she didn't think of "I Have Two Little Boobs" first.  I will not stoop to inserting a joke about her small boobs.

Congnitive Dissenter has deep lyrics and scathing social commentary but mine are just...well...simple and shallow.

Sung to the tune of "I Am Like a Star"

I am like a blight on my family,
A blemish for the whole ward to see.
Just because I think,
The gospel has a stink,
They think that the stink comes from me.

BTW, my several-great-grandfather wrote the lyrics to quite a few hymns in the hymnbook.  I must have got my talent from him.


  1. My lyrics are deep? I'm all verklempt.

    Sing to "Families Can Be Together Forever":

    I have a family here on earth,
    They are so scared of me
    Cuz I wear lacy bras and panties
    Not the Holy Gs

    Families can be all up in your underwear
    Then shit will hit the fan
    There are no boundaries when they judge my dungarees
    And the Laaard has told them that they can
    The Laaard has told them that they can

  2. both of yous are funny. I'm not sure which one I like more.

  3. I also meant to add that your little ditty cracked me up, JZ. You should start a new children's song book, er, for adults.

  4. CD, I think that's a great idea! I would love to have Pat Bagley illustrate it. That man is a genius with a pen. I loved what he did with Dottie Dixon's Mormon Kama Sutra book.