Thursday, February 16, 2012

Ways to warp your child

Me: You know what a muffin top is? Well, I got a whole bakery coming out of my pants!

Her: Mom, I did NOT need that visual!


Maybe she would have preferred this one.

Happily farted by at

2 comments:

  1. JonoFebruary 16, 2012 at 12:41 PM

    Ooooh! Kitty porn!

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  2. Donna BantaFebruary 16, 2012 at 3:56 PM

    I've damaged my children with similar metaphors. I think it's good for their character.

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