Random thoughts on Mother's Day, marriage and sex

So the day after Mother's Day is the day more women think about, or act on, cheating on their spouse.  AshleyMadison.com (a dating website for married people) is expecting 30,000 women to sign up this year on that one day.  Huh.  First I'd heard of this website.  Who knew?

I've been divorced in my mind for a couple of years but the actual legal and physical details are a whole lot different.  How do I decide how and where to live?  What about my kids?  My dogs?  I love my bedroom.  It's been my sanctuary for years.  Can I leave it?  Do I have to?  What about a car?  Health insurance?  What about the timing of the divorce?  When is a good time to say, hey, I'm miserable and I need out?  Or should I just file and have him served?  That seems a little harsh and it's just putting off the inevitable confrontation.  So many unknows at this point.  My mind runs in circles all day but never reaches a solid conclusion.

One thing I am sure of is that I need money for all this.  So I am toying with the idea of a small business selling something I love and feel strongly about. That's right.  I am going to sell sex toys at a steep discount.  That awsome rabbit dildo that Slumber Parties sells for over $100?  I can get it for a fraction of that. From the prettiest little lipstick-shaped vibrator to more exotic stuff, I can get it all.  And it seems so fitting that I finance my freedom by providing better sex and more pleasure to others.  My catalog will be ready shortly...