A newly divorced friend recently joined ldssingles.com. She's not active in the church and I couldn't understand why she would go to that forum to look. What's on there? A bunch of old, widowed guys looking for another little wifey or maybe closeted gays trying to appease their TBM families? This blew my little mind. I simply had to see for myself. But you have to make a profile to even take a peek at the meat. Damn. But maybe I could have a little fun with this. So I found a picture on the internet of an anonymous woman who shares my hair and eye color and wrote me up a little introduction, sticking to 99% fact. Everything has to be approved before they will publish it to your profile so I didn't want to be too racy but I wanted to see how far I could push the envelope. You also have to confess how often you attend church (I put never) and whether you are endowed or have served a mission. So here's what was approved and is on my (fake) profile!
"I'm ready to start living my life to the fullest! I'm hoping to find a man who can match my passion and youthful outlook. I love rock and metal music, spontaneity and I have my own business selling adult toys. I'm looking for someone who, like me, is no longer active in the church and understands what living after Mormonism is like. If you're ready for adventure and living larger than life, hit me up!"
Amazingly, men started viewing my profile left and right! An inactive dildo seller! Flirts and messages were sent. One simply said "how resfreshing". I'm not really sure what he meant by that but I can take a guess. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately) I cannot view his complete message or send one of my own with paying up and becoming an actual subscriber instead of a looker. No chance of that. Meanwhile, let the games begin! This could be fun. Completely anonymous, no actual contact fun.