What brings all the boys to my yard?

So I looked up my stats because I was bored and found the top key word searches people use to find my blog.  Hmmm. 

Whine
Fat pissy
Boobs
Lady boobs
Old lady with big boobs
1 8 boobs.  (WTF?)
Gay tight ass

So I guess this is a whiney blog written by a fat pissy woman with old lady boobs.  Or maybe 1 8 boobs.  (But I would  think fnding bras would be difficult.)  I'm not sure where the gay tight ass fits in.  It sure ain't mine.

So here's more boobs for good measure.