hasn't worn garments in years
hasn't gone to church in even more years
drinks like a fish
will smoke anything that's free
sends a picture of her boobs (paid for by a former boyfriend) to random strangers
uses her ample boobage whenever and wherever it will benefit her
boasts of her excellent bj skills and has a couple of regular fuck buddies
has a potty mouth of epic proportions
and yet--
says she doesn't want to hang out with me because I'm anti-Mormon.
Well, her loss obviously -- certainly not yours! Geez how bizarre. (sigh)
ReplyDeleteI thought it was very bizarre. I tend to accept people for who and what they are and I assume others do the same. It's always a shock when I realize there are judgmental bigots everywhere. You'd think I'd learn.
DeleteExplain again why you want to hang out with her.
ReplyDeleteOh, Jono, exactly.
DeleteHey, I NEVER said I didn't want to hang out with you!
ReplyDeleteBarb, you may have a spectacular set of store bought boobs but you don't fit the rest of the criteria. Not by a long shot. You are the unhypocritical real deal.
DeleteAmen Sister. Oh I could tell stories. But I'll just say I know these people and they scare me. You don't ever want to turn your back on them in close quarters. And if you drop the soap within the shower of life (figuratively speaking), make sure they're nowhere within striking distance.
ReplyDeleteMy laptop is covered in spit! "Drop the soap in the shower of life"! I gotta remember that.
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