A plethora of panties and a bushel full of bras

I made a frantic call to my sister yesterday.

"The panties and jewelry are on clearance!  Please tell me I don't need any more!"

Dead silence on the other end of the phone, then, "I can't say it!  You'd better buy them!"

She's my enabler.  She was probably thinking more about the jewelry but I was focused on the panties.  75% off and they were gorgeous.  They totally went with the bra I got on clearance last month.  Is there a support group for ex-Mormons with an underwear fetish?  If not, maybe I should start one.  I simply can't be the only woman with this problem!  Doesn't anyone else have a drawer full of every style, fabric and color of panty?  A chest full of bras of every design, none of them white?  Well?! 

But thanks to Molly's post I found this article.  I'm really pretty average in the real world.  And 10% of women own 35 or more pair!  I'm not quite there yet, though I haven't actually counted...