Why I fart randomly

Most days I feel like my life is in chaos.  It may appear fairly placid on the surface but rippling underneath are currents, both shallow and deep. Mostly shallow.  Very, very shallow.  Like, am I too old for a nose piercing? Just a little stud.  It's probably cheaper than a tattoo.  It looks a little uncomfortable but any type of jewelry can be if you're not used to it.  But where do you go to get a nose pierced?  I know Walmart doesn't do it.  Or that jewelry place in the mall.  Hmmm.  I will have to think on this.  I doubt that it would go over well with the fam.  But most things I do don't go over well.